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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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at what age do i just magically turn hot

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wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

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